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Look! It’s IDENTITY THEFT! xD hahaha this is for Lia ;D who is such an AWESOME writer, compared to me, she is a GODDESS xDDDD yeah really :)) she has awesome stories. go read them. StayxJonasGomez mhmmm go right now! forget this story, go! x] aha thanks for wanting to read this bud :DI am VERY INCREDIBLY EXTREMELY sorry that this is such a boring hideous story :[ i was thinking of like ... replacing it with another story O_o but i dunno, if i get 30 subs then i'll post the first chapter of the other story [which btw, you guys can choose the couple for ;D] & yeah :] haha yeah :)) ——————————– -With Nick & Selena- Selena walked into the Marriott Hotel’s lobby, her stiletto heels click-clacking against the tile floors. Her short black hair swayed in the breeze of an open door. She stopped at the main desk, applying pink lip gloss to her luscious lips as she waited for a clerk to assist her. Nick eyed her from the other side of the room, smirking at the beautiful features she possessed as he walked in with her luggage. Selena stole a quick glance at Nick and looked away as soon as eye contact was made. Chuckling to himself, Nick winked at her as she continued staring at him from the corner of her eye. Finally, the hotel clerk arrived at his desktop. His name tag read ‘Drew’. “Hello I’m Drew Seeley. How may I help you today?” he asked Selena. “My father already booked a room for me, so can I get the room number?” she said, tapping her nails on the desk …

Look! It’s IDENTITY THEFT! xD hahaha this is for Lia ;D who is such an AWESOME writer, compared to me, she is a GODDESS xDDDD yeah really :)) she has awesome stories. go read them. StayxJonasGomez mhmmm go right now! forget this story, go! x] aha thanks for wanting to read this bud :DI am VERY INCREDIBLY EXTREMELY sorry that this is such a boring hideous story :[ i was thinking of like ... replacing it with another story O_o but i dunno, if i get 30 subs then i'll post the first chapter of the other story [which btw, you guys can choose the couple for ;D] & yeah :] haha yeah :)) ——————————– -With Nick & Selena- Selena walked into the Marriott Hotel’s lobby, her stiletto heels click-clacking against the tile floors. Her short black hair swayed in the breeze of an open door. She stopped at the main desk, applying pink lip gloss to her luscious lips as she waited for a clerk to assist her. Nick eyed her from the other side of the room, smirking at the beautiful features she possessed as he walked in with her luggage. Selena stole a quick glance at Nick and looked away as soon as eye contact was made. Chuckling to himself, Nick winked at her as she continued staring at him from the corner of her eye. Finally, the hotel clerk arrived at his desktop. His name tag read ‘Drew’. “Hello I’m Drew Seeley. How may I help you today?” he asked Selena. “My father already booked a room for me, so can I get the room number?” she said, tapping her nails on the desk …

Identity Theft Speaker & Expert www.JohnSileo.com Johns identity was stolen out of his corporation and used to commit a series of crimes, including 0000 worth of digital embezzlement. While the data thief (an internal spy) operated behind the safety of Johns identity, John and his business were held legally and financially responsible for the felonies committed. Ultimately, the data breach destroyed Johns corporation and consumed two years of his life as he fought to stay out of jail. But John chose to fight back and speak out. Emerging from this crisis, John became Americas leading professional speaker on identity theft prevention and corporate data privacy. His experiences as victim and victor led him to write the critically acclaimed, award-winning book, Stolen Lives, which was recently chosen as the #1 Business Book at the EVVY Awards. John teaches audiences to bulletproof their bottom line against data breach. Weaving his story together with cutting-edge research, disarming humor and hilarious audience interaction, John inspires every one of us to emotionally grasp and intellectually comprehend the profitability of privacy. After all, sensitive data - whether personal or professional - is the most valuable asset inside of our organizations. By examining the role of fear, incorporating the power of instinct and redefining our paradigm of trust, John empowers audiences to regain control of that information - before its too late. His satisfied repeat clients include …

Identity Theft Speaker & Expert www.JohnSileo.com Johns identity was stolen out of his corporation and used to commit a series of crimes, including 0000 worth of digital embezzlement. While the data thief (an internal spy) operated behind the safety of Johns identity, John and his business were held legally and financially responsible for the felonies committed. Ultimately, the data breach destroyed Johns corporation and consumed two years of his life as he fought to stay out of jail. But John chose to fight back and speak out. Emerging from this crisis, John became Americas leading professional speaker on identity theft prevention and corporate data privacy. His experiences as victim and victor led him to write the critically acclaimed, award-winning book, Stolen Lives, which was recently chosen as the #1 Business Book at the EVVY Awards. John teaches audiences to bulletproof their bottom line against data breach. Weaving his story together with cutting-edge research, disarming humor and hilarious audience interaction, John inspires every one of us to emotionally grasp and intellectually comprehend the profitability of privacy. After all, sensitive data - whether personal or professional - is the most valuable asset inside of our organizations. By examining the role of fear, incorporating the power of instinct and redefining our paradigm of trust, John empowers audiences to regain control of that information - before its too late. His satisfied repeat clients include …

Money Matters Today interviews Identity Theft Expert John Sileo discusses how to protect your privacy and prevent Id Theft www.ThinkLikeASpy.com Protect your organization against America’s fastest growing and most costly crime Identity Theft John Sileo, Identity Theft Speaker Corporate identity theft crimes will cost businesses alone more than Billion this year. Your business doesn’t have to be one of them. John Sileo, a two-time victim of identity theft and America’s top identity theft speaker, will inspire your audience to protect valuable company information as if it were their own. And he does it in a very different, highly entertaining way - by making it personal! “Awesome presentation! Perfect for closing the conference” - Blue Cross/Blue Shield Organizations that proactively educate their team members about identity theft protection, drastically reduce their chances of a costly data breach. Your audience will experience first-hand what data theft feels like, and the resulting costs of poor privacy practices. John gets the audience up on their feet, laughing and learning. Increased awareness inside of your organization translates into an immediate return on your speaking investment. Safe data is profitable data, whether it’s a client’s credit card number, a patient’s medical file, an employees benefit plan or sensitive intellectual capital. By the time John finishes his hilarious closing story, your audience will be fully empowered to protect private information …

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